Pineapple slices, chunk chicken breast, New England clam chowder, pear slices, tomato sauce and more exploded on the sidewalk. Clearly this cornucopia of goodness was not to be contained by a paper bag. Fill up your pantry, dust off your can opener, invite your friends, because you have a feast on your hands. Would you eat that?
Yes, the apples are a little brown, the package is sweaty, the yogurt has probably been sitting in the sun for too long, but man that still looks like one tasty treat. And it even comes with granola! Would you eat that?
Now where did I put that cheese ball? You know the kind covered in slivered almonds with a spreadable cheddar interior. I swear I had it a minute ago when I went into the bathroom. I was really looking forward to taking it home and eating the entire thing by myself while watching Jeopardy. Damn. Would you eat that?
Score! Funyuns, chicharrones and a window seat on the train, it must be your lucky day. Sure the dollar value of these snacks is low, but the enjoyment derived by these free treats is off the charts. As an added bonus, you can learn about each product on your ride because both snacks have their own Twitter handles – @TheRealFunyuns and @Spot_the_PIG! Would you eat that?
Your lunch expired by two days and I thank you for not throwing it away in disgust. Now a somewhat healthy meal is available for anyone walking by to casually grab and savor. Hell, you even added clean fork to this lunch special! Thanks. Would you eat that?
I forgot what this is called or who makes it, but it is a “food” item. Honestly, I cannot even look at it without feeling dirty. If you need me, I’ll be washing my eyeballs with soap and water… Would you eat that?
About me: I’m a cinnamon raisin bagel from a major coffee chain who has been abandoned. I’ve never been toasted, remain unsliced and am looking for a packet of cream cheese to complete me. If you like what you see, grab a plastic knife and let’s get together. Would you eat that?
Good morning, coworker! I brought these in just for you. My inner Sherlock Holmes says the box tore after the original customer left the store, the doughnuts tumbled, but I don’t think they ever made contact with the ground. In my book this is a perfect sidewalk snack. I placed them on your desk to enjoy. Save me an apple fritter! Would you eat that?
Yumcity! A cheap half-eaten Costco muffin is waiting for a new home… in your stomach. I cannot guarantee what flavor it is, but I’m guessing banana nut. It’s not on the ground and it’s not on top of a trash can, would you eat it?
Ok, so it’s on top of a trashcan, but that doesn’t change the fact that someone left you a delicious iced coffee on a hot day. Yes, you’re right. The ice has melted and you’re not going to use that straw. Would you pop the top off and take a sip?